Name: Fuck Off Keychain
Brand: A Shop of Things
SKU: KEY-FOFF-01
Price: 12.54 CAD
Availability: InStock

A Shop of Things

Fuck Off Keychain

$12.54

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Clear glitter heart-shaped keychain says "BRAT" Special silver stay-closed clasp that's easy to add to your keyring without ruining your manicure. Keychain measures 2.25" x 1.875" and is pink translucent glitter acrylic. This design is the sole property of A Shop of Things 2021 and cannot be reproduced or copied for any reason without my permission beforehand. ©

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Citizen Ruth

Women are fucking Magic vinyl sticker

$6.27

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So True. So Gorgeous. So Sweary! Would you just look at that beautiful floral pattern! Add this sticker to your sports water bottle, Stanley cup or tumbler of choice! Customizable! Custom and private label available on most designs. Measures approximately 2.5"x3". Waterproof and UV resistant vinyl sticker. Amazing quality.

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Citizen Ruth

Be A Fuck'n Menace vinyl sticker

$6.27

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What we have here is a glorious mashup between queer iconography and pure Americana in the form of TV icon Dennis the Menace. It's time to misbehave. It's time to cause some Good Trouble. It's time to Be a Fuck'n Menace! Add this sticker to your sports water bottle, Stanley cup or tumbler of choice! Customizable! Custom and private label available on most designs. Measures approximately 2.5"x3". Waterproof and UV resistant vinyl sticker. Amazing quality.

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Don't Fuck It Up - funny congratulations greeting card

Richie Designs

Don't Fuck It Up - funny congratulations greeting card

$8.36

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Say Congrats and give a jab at the same time. A very different take on a Congrats Card! Neon pink ink paired with a neon pink envelope. A2 Letterpressed on cotton paper in our Long Beach, CA studio

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Ohh Deer

Time To Start Acting Your Fucking Age Greeting Card

$8.36

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It's hard advice to take, but we've all got to at some point... Or not, it doesn't matter. Details: Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in the UK mail. Produced from sustainable sources and/or recycled materials Blank inside for your own message. 100% recycled brown kraft envelope supplied. Made in the UK.

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The Coin Laundry

Oh Fuck Kitty Sticker - Funny Cat Decal

$4.18

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Looks like you got yourself in a real pickle there kitty. Our best selling card is now a sticker too! Featuring a cute vintage style cat hanging on the curtains for dear life. The perfect sticker for all occasions. Makes a cute stocking stuffer, secret santa gift or white elephant gift! Made wth durable vinyl and vibrant colors this sticker can go anywhere! Car, laptop, water bottle anywhere you want! Copyright The Coin Laundry

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You are Fucking Fabulous Fox - Funny Love Encouragement Card

The Coin Laundry

You are Fucking Fabulous Fox - Funny Love Encouragement Card

$8.36

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Send love the old fashioned way with the Fabulous Fox Card! This retro card will make your special someone smile with its cute fox design, romantic message, and encouraging words. Let them know you care with this fun and unique way to share your love! Like "Hey Sweetie. Have I ever told you you are fucking fabulous? Well, I'm telling you again." Our fabulous fox is perfect for all occasions. Wedding, birthday, new baby, retirement, Valentine, new home, just saying hello...literally anything. Printed on quality 130lb paper. Size A2 card measures 4.25"x5.5" Envelope included and comes in a protective cello sleeve. Copyright The Coin Laundry

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Fancy as Fuck - PINK/GREEN Modern Floral Kitchen Towel

The Coin Laundry

Fancy as Fuck - PINK/GREEN Modern Floral Kitchen Towel

$25.08

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Fancy is a state of mind. Get into it with our super cute kitchen towels! Printed all over with pretty pink and blue flowers, they will add a fun pop of color to your kitchen or bar! Modern boho vibes with a little bit of cheek. Measures 30"x30" hand printed 100% cotton kitchen towels. Super soft and absorbent, these towels look good and feel good too! Copyright The Coin Laundry

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Fuck Everything - BLACK/WHITE Flowers Funny Kitchen Towel

The Coin Laundry

Fuck Everything - BLACK/WHITE Flowers Funny Kitchen Towel

$20.90

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Clean up in style with this Fuck Everything Cotton Kitchen Towel! Featuring a funny, retro, and vintage design, this snarky kitchen essential will make it easy to complete your chores with a cheeky sense of humor. What better way to make every mess a little bit more fun? Featuring classy flowers and a sweet little bird saying what we're all thinking. This fun towel makes a perfect gift for Mother's day, birthday, easter, Father's day, housewarming, wedding, baby shower....basically any time you just need to vent a little. This awesome lint-free 100% cotton towel is a great way to save on paper towel waste. Measures 30"x30", is machine washable and is printed with Earth friendly inks and solvents. Copyright The Coin Laundry

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Oh Fuck Kitty Funny Card - Birthday Sympathy Everyday

The Coin Laundry

Oh Fuck Kitty Funny Card - Birthday Sympathy Everyday

$8.36

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Meet Oh Fuck Kitty—the purrfect way to express your thoughts when words just ain't enough! Give that special someone a laugh with this funny, vintage-style greeting card featuring an adorable retro cat! Plus, it'll show them you ain't like the others, so you're totally worth it. ;) Looks like you got yourself in a situation there kitty. It happens to all of us. A fun card for all the occasions when you don't know what else to say. Graduations, new pet, get well soon, moving, anniversary, birthday, sympathy...whenever you are at a loss for words! Cute retro kitty printed on 130# paper, blank inside. Comes with an envelope and packaged in a protective cello sleeve. Size A2 card measures 4.25"x5.5" Copyright The Coin Laundry

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Chronicle Books

Fucking Brilliant Pencils

$22.29

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This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

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Karen Levinson

Positively Fucking Crazy

$69.66

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Cup

4 x 3 1/2

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - Oh, Come All Ye Thirsty

$8.36 $4.18

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The 'Oh, Come All Ye Thirsty" cocktail napkin is the perfect addition to celebrating the holidays with a quote both men and women will enjoy! This holiday green with white lettering will go with any holiday decor. Pair it with a bottle of wine for the hostess or give it as a gift to your favorite girlfriends! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next celebration or give to the hostess.

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - Margarita

$8.36

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The "I Wonder If There Is A Margarita Out There Thinking About Me Too?" cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! Striking lime green with white makes this napkin a great choice for any party décor. Both men and women love this fun saying celebrating friendship! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with tequila, mixer, and salt for a most coveted hostess gift!! Each pack contains 20, 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next girl's night or to give to the hostess!

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - You Are Not a Bottle of Wine

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The "You Cannot Make Everyone Happy. You Are Not a Bottle of Wine." cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! Beautiful green with white makes this napkin a great choice for any party décor. Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Designs are ordered by the dozen.

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN -Who is this "Moderation"....

$8.36 $4.18

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Who is this "Moderation" we're supposed to be drinking with? cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This cyan-blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next book club or to give to the hostess!

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - "Old enough to know better"...

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So when is this "old enough to know better" supposed to kick in? cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This azure blue and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next book club or to give to the hostess!

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NAPKIN - If You can't laugh at yourself, I will.

Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - If You can't laugh at yourself, I will.

$8.36

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If You can't laugh at yourself, I will cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! Gorgeous teal green with white makes this napkin a great choice for any party decor. Both men and women love this fun saying! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next book club or to give to the hostess!

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN - Refillable

$8.36 $4.18

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The "People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable." cocktail napkin is a top choice for parties and luncheons! The classic blue and white pattern goes well with just about any decor theme. Both women and men love this witty saying. Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number to a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift!! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene.

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Mary Phillips Designs

NAPKIN -.... Jolene

$8.36 $4.18

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“Anyone getting to the point where it would be OK if Jolene came and took your man?” cocktail napkin is perfect for your next girls’ night or cocktail party! This fuchsia and white cocktail napkin is such a fun addition to any party or luncheon! Mary Phillips cocktail napkins toss out the underlining element of fun and attitude, making yours an event they’ll not soon forget. You can also pair this little number with a bottle of wine for a most coveted hostess gift! Each pack contains 20 5 x 5 three-ply cocktail napkins *super thick* packaged in polypropylene. Stock up for your next book club or to give to the hostess!

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Fa La Fucking La - Holiday Cocktail Napkins

Chez Gagné

Fa La Fucking La - Holiday Cocktail Napkins

$11.15 $4.18

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Fa La Fucking La These aren’t your grandma's doilies. We are bright, we are loud and look so happy on a festive holiday table. Sealed Cello of 20 3-ply napkins Size: 5 x 5 in, 10 x 10 in when unfolded Printing: White Ink Napkin Color: Aquamarine

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Ohh Deer

Fuckwit Birthday Card (3232)

$8.36

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Designed by Paul Gandhi - Greeting Card (A6) | (L) 5.98 (W) 4.41 (D) 0.06 inch | FSC Approved, 280gsm Printed Card, 100% Recycled Paper Envelope

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Sorry Wee Off Balcony

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Sorry Wee Off Balcony

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - One More Pill Get Well Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - One More Pill Get Well Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Shit Hole New Home Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Shit Hole New Home Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Brother Birthday Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Brother Birthday Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Twat Pipe Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Twat Pipe Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Dinosaur I Was There Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Dinosaur I Was There Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Broken Mirror Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Broken Mirror Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Bear Award Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Bear Award Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - I Will Never Give Up Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - I Will Never Give Up Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - End Of The World Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - End Of The World Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Vegan Alternative Greetings Card

David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Funny David Shrigley - Vegan Alternative Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Ate Your Shoes Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Ate Your Shoes Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Penguin Says Fuck You Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Penguin Says Fuck You Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Fuck You Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Fuck You Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Try To Remain Focused Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Try To Remain Focused Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Home Is Where Stuff Is Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Home Is Where Stuff Is Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - What Have I Been Doing Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - What Have I Been Doing Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Two Bottles of Wine Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Two Bottles of Wine Greetings Card

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - Ignite Your Farts Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - Ignite Your Farts Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley - If I Were a Horse Greetings Card

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Funny David Shrigley - If I Were a Horse Greetings Card

$2.79

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Cock

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Cock

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - It Is Being Removed

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - It Is Being Removed

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Fuck Off Balloon

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Funny David Shrigley Greetings Card - Fuck Off Balloon

$8.36

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Prepare to sprinkle some Shrigley magic into your customers' lives with our range of funny greeting cards designed by the world renowned artist, David Shrigley. Crafted in collaboration with Brainbox Candy, these everyday / birthday cards are the epitome of quirky humor and artistic flair. Printed in the UK on high-quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. The cards are blank inside and come with a stunning, neon yellow printed envelope. Supplied in: Packs of 6 Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm Weight: 18g So, if you're ready to inject some laughter and joy into the world, these cards are perfect - whether your customers are die-hard Shrigley fans or simply lovers of quirky humour, they are guaranteed to bring smiles and chuckles wherever they go.

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David Shrigley Gift Wrap Balloon **Pack of 2 Sheets Folded**

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David Shrigley Gift Wrap Balloon **Pack of 2 Sheets Folded**

$6.97

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Our range of funny gift wrap featuring David Shrigley's quirky illustrations and witty humour is not your average wrapping paper - every present becomes a masterpiece! The wrap is printed in the UK on high quality 100gsm uncoated paper. It comes folded (NOT ROLLED) and is sold in packs of 2 sheets. Dimensions: 500mm x 700mm (1 sheet) Weight: 36g (1 sheet)

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Funny David Shrigley Asparagus Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Asparagus Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Funny David Shrigley Caterpillar Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Caterpillar Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Funny David Shrigley Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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I Drank Some Wine Card

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card Where Are You Going

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card I Am Leaving

$8.36

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Everything Is Good Card

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Light Off

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Wearing Shorts

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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No One Disrespects My Tortoise Card

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Broken Windows Card

$8.36

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Good Friends Card

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Chez Gagné

TY So Fucking Much - Letterpress Card

$8.36

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Our "Thank You So Fucking Much" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Black •Envelope: Neon Yellow •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Rooster "Fuck" Card

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Skateboarding Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Brush Your Hair Card

$8.36

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David Shrigley I Was Awful Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Complete Disgrace Birthday Card

$2.79

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Stage Birthday Card

$8.36

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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What Time Is It?

$8.36

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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NEWS Nonsense Halted Card

$8.36

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Hee Haw

$2.79

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David Shrigley Card Write Poetry

$8.36

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David Shrigley Card Steam Roller

$8.36

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David Shrigley Card Sorry I Fell Asleep

$2.79

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Oh NO! It's You! Card

$8.36

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Friendship Simple Tips Card

$4.18

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

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Redback Cards

Super Angry

$4.18

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

Redback Cards

Bottle of Wine

$4.18

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Size: 12cm X 17cm.

Neon Envelope.

Printed In Thermography.

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

I Wish I Was Dead Card

$2.79

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Chez Gagné

Well, That Fucking Sucks - Letterpress Card

$8.36

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Our "Well, That Fucking Sucks" Encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Text: Black
Envelope: Neon Blue
Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

Gifts for Cynics