Name: 593 - High Fucking Five! - A2 card
Brand: Near Modern Disaster
SKU: 593
Price: 8.41 CAD
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Near Modern Disaster

593 - High Fucking Five! - A2 card

$8.41

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Single A2 Greeting Card. Blank inside. Printed on FSC certified stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope.

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FUCK IT ALL current events card

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Current events that drive us all nuts. All the politics and a few minor annoyances, from love handles to war. How can we get through it all without humor? political humor greeting cards Style No PL17

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Funny David Shrigley Asparagus Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Asparagus Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Paint Your Husband

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Funny David Shrigley Caterpillar Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Caterpillar Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Funny David Shrigley Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Birthday Card

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Funny David Shrigley Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Card Exercise Every Day

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card I Drank Some Wine

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card Where Are You Going

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card I Am Leaving

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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David Shrigley Card Pigeon Birthday Shit

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David Shrigley Card Pigeon Birthday Shit

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Everything Is Good

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Light Off

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Went Out For A Bit

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Wearing Shorts

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card No One Disrespects My Tortoise

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David Shrigley Card No One Disrespects My Tortoise

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Break My Window

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Frightful Arguments

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Funny Coaster - One More Pot of Coffee

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Manufactured in the UK from high quality melamine with a cork backing 100mm x 100mm 0.038g

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Funny Coaster - If It's For Me

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Manufactured in the UK from high quality melamine with a cork backing 100mm x 100mm 0.038g

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David Shrigley Coaster Beer Swimmers

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Manufactured from high quality melamine with a cork backing 100mm x 100mm 0.038g

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David Shrigley Sketchbook No One Disrespects My Drawings

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David Shrigley Sketchbook No One Disrespects My Drawings

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Lay-Flat Binding, 144 Blank Pages of Luxurious Heavyweight 135gsm GF Smith Callisto Diamond White Paper, Thread Sown Spine & 300gr Fully Printer Cover 148 mm x 210mm 0.328g

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Ceramics and Theory

Lighten Up Mug: Fuck That

$84.06

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These handthrown porcelain vessels are thin and elegant with a bold decoration. A bright white line proclaims "fuck this" or "fuck that," but isn't too serious about it! We're on your side! Each piece is made individually by hand and decorated with my brushwork and writing. The interior is finished with a food-safe clear glaze, while the outside is my signature polished matte porcelain, awash in jeweltones. Dishwasher safe, handwash recommended. Microwave safe. Great for drinking or decorative use. Approximately 3.5" tall and 4.5" wide.

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Ceramics and Theory

Lighten Up Mug: Fuck This

$84.06

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These handthrown porcelain vessels are thin and elegant with a bold decoration. A bright white line proclaims "fuck this" or "fuck that," but isn't too serious about it! We're on your side! Each piece is made individually by hand and decorated with my brushwork and writing. The interior is finished with a food-safe clear glaze, while the outside is my signature polished matte porcelain, awash in jeweltones. Dishwasher safe, handwash recommended. Microwave safe. Great for drinking or decorative use. Approximately 3.5" tall and 4.5" wide.

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Birthday Let's Fucking Dance Letterpress Card

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Birthday Let's Fucking Dance Letterpress Card

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Our It's Your Birthday! Let's Fucking Dance! card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Pink •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Another Fucking Birthday Letterpress Card

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Another Fucking Birthday Letterpress Card

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Our "Another Fucking Birthday" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Black •Envelope: Neon Yellow •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Pep Talk Short Mug - What The Actual F*ck

Ceramics and Theory

Pep Talk Short Mug - What The Actual F*ck

$86.86

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This mug has a polished porcelain exterior with multicolored brushstrokes and a food-safe clear glaze interior. It holds about 10-12 oz and says "What the Actual Fuck?". Each mug is hand painted a unique!

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Furbish Studio

Good Boy Needlepoint Pillow

$156.92

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Good boys and bad dogs - Santa Paws is always watching!

Make a statement with this charming-meets-chic needlepoint pillow. Hand embroidered in wool and backed in luxe red velvet, we've revived this Southern staple with sayings that are sure to get a smile.

Measures 8" x 14" - small pillow, big statement

Each of our needlepoint pillows take approximately 20 hours to hand stitch creating a very unique and special accessory for your home. They are guaranteed to spark joy and make the perfect gift

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TY So Fucking Much - Letterpress Card

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Our "Thank You So Fucking Much" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink:Black •Envelope: Neon Yellow •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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You are a Fucking Rockstar Paperclip Letterpress Card

$9.81

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Our "You are A Fucking Rockstar" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty gold lightning bolt paperclip. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink : Gold Foil •Envelope: Metallic Silver •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside

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Calliope Pencil Factory

Zero Fucks Given Pencil

$2.80

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Single teal pencil stamped by hand with white foil.

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David Shrigley A6 Notebook Fucking Ace

$9.81

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Perfect Bound with matt laminated cover and 96 feint lined pages (48 sheets), Printed in the UK on high quality paper 105mm x 148mm 0.068g

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Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Letterpress Card

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"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck" encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Foil: Gold Foil •Envelope:Metallic Silver •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Cello sleeve

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David Shrigley Skateboarding Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Brush Your Hair Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Dealt an Excellent Hand Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley I Was Awful Birthday Card

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David Shrigley Complete Disgrace Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Curtain Comes Down Birthday Card

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Stage Birthday Card

$7.01

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Card Today I Am In A Very Good Mood

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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What Time Is It?

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Smell The Garbage

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Nonsense Halted

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card I Am Magnificent

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Hee Haw

$8.41

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Write Poetry

$8.41

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Steam Roller

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Sorry I Fell Asleep

$8.41

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Oh No! It's You!

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley A5 Notebook I Love People and Things

$14.01

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Perfect Bound with matt laminated cover and 96 feint lined pages (48 sheets), Printed in the UK on high quality paper 148mm x 210mm 0.138g

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David Shrigley Cat is your Master Birthday Card

$8.41

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Playing is Awful Cat Card

$8.41

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Worship the Cat

$8.41

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley Pencil Box (Set 2) - Pack of 7 Mixed Designs

$19.61

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This set comes in a lovely gift box. Contains 7 pencils, manufactured in the UK 207mm x 55mm 100g

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David Shrigley A6 Notebook Wish I'd Taken Notes

$10.51

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Perfect Bound with matt laminated cover and 96 feint lined pages (48 sheets), Printed in the UK on high quality paper 105mm x 148mm 0.068g

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Ceramics and Theory

Clusterfuck MUG

$100.87

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Make the best of a bad situation with this new muggo. A shiny black handle stands out from the polished porcelain exterior and multicolor "fucks." Thrown and colored by hand, the porcelain bulges and dents in response to each impression, leaving a cloudy joyful feel. Pale peach glaze on the interior, unglazed porcelain exterior. Food safe, microwave and dishwasher safe (but handwash recommended.)

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How The Fuck Did We Get This Old Card

$8.41

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Our "how the fuck did we get this old" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Paper: Bright white, tree-free 100% cotton paper. Ink: Black. Envelope: Orange. Size: 4.25" x 5.5". Folded card, blank inside. Sealed in a cello sleeve.

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I Fucking Love You Letterpress Card

$8.41

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Our "I Fucking Love You" Card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Grey and Red •Envelope: Neon Red •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil Letterpress Card

$8.41

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Our "Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Ink: Black •Envelope: Neon Orange •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Redback Cards

A Job

$8.41

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

Blank inside.

120mm x 170mm.

Neon envelope.

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Redback Cards

House Clean

$8.41

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

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Redback Cards

Friendship Simple Tips Card

$8.41

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

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Super Angry

$8.41

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

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Redback Cards

Bottle of Wine

$8.41

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Size: 12cm X 17cm.

Neon Envelope.

Printed In Thermography.

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Four Moods

$8.41

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Size: 12cm X 17cm.

Neon Envelope.

Printed In Thermography.

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Excellent Parenting

$8.41

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Holy Flaps is a range of straight-talking, razor-sharp designs that will have you laughing out loud. Relatable and refreshingly honest but definitely not for the easily offended.

Blank inside.

120mm x 170mm.

Neon envelope.

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David Shrigley Card You're Hilarious

$8.41

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Card Hungover

$8.41

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley Postcard I Am Amazing

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard We Need Each Other

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard I Am Magnificent

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard Good Ideas

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard Painter

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard Shit On Government

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard Head Is Being Mended

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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David Shrigley Postcard Want To Look Like This

$2.10

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Printed in the UK on high quality FSC accredited board - sourced from sustainable sources 105mm x 148mm 0.005g

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Well, That Fucking Sucks - Letterpress Card

$8.41

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Our "Well, That Fucking Sucks" Encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Text: Black
Envelope: Neon Blue
Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Cheer Up Fucker Letterpress Card

$8.41

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Our "Cheer Up Fucker" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Black

Envelope: Neon Pink

Size: 5.5" x 4.25"

Folded card, blank inside

Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Fucked Without You Letterpress Card

$8.41

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Our "Fucked Without You" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Black

Envelope: Neon Red

Size: 9" x 4.5"

Folded card, blank inside

Sealed in a cello sleeve

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