Greeting Cards

Greeting Cards

A good card it hard to find.  A great one says how you really feel. 
We have the best selection of sweet, funny and irreverent cards around.  You won't be disappointed. 

Buy five cards ..... (drumroll, please) .... GET ONE FREE!!! 

25 products

25 products

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Blow Me Card
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Asshole Cats Birthday Card
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Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
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Dance Like... Card
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$8.52
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YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
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KD07 Little Whores!
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Crocodile F***! Card
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Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
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WEED 5 Rules
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BELATED birthday card
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HAPPY F BIRTHDAY classic
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NAKED WITH JOY! political card
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BEST HUBBY
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MY YOUTH
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BITCH!
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Fancy Cheese Card
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TOTALLY GAY
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$8.52
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MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual
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HERO father's day card
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NUTS love card
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$8.52
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GAY AF BIRTHDAY
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GY03 PRIDE tide
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GR11 OUR BODIES
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Bitches Get Shit Done
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AFTER ALL love, anniversary, valentine
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Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
Blow Me Card
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Blow Me Card

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Details: INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
Asshole Cats Birthday Card
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Asshole Cats Birthday Card

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"Happy birthday from a few of your favorite assholes!" Whether you love cats, or hate them, this card speaks volumes in truth. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic High End.
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Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
Miss Your Sweet Ass Card
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Miss Your Sweet Ass Card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout.  We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express.  We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop.  Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed.  You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped. 

Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
Dance Like... Card
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Dance Like... Card

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"Dance like everyone can go fuck themselves!" Good advice, for most people in the world. Printed in California. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. OR matching
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YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster
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YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster

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"You're the shit! I not sure how that came to be a compliment, but there you go!" Style No. FN27 funny greeting cards
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KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
KD07 Little Whores!
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KD07 Little Whores!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout.  We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express.  We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop.  Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed.  You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped. 

Crocodile F***! Card
Crocodile F***! Card
Crocodile F***! Card
Crocodile F***! Card
Crocodile F***! Card
Crocodile F***! Card
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Crocodile F***! Card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout.  We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express.  We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop.  Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed.  You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped. 

Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
Hook Up and Do Drugs Card
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Hook Up and Do Drugs Card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout.  We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express.  We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop.  Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed.  You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped. 

WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
WEED 5 Rules
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WEED 5 Rules

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5 RULES! Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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BELATED birthday card
BELATED birthday card
BELATED birthday card
BELATED birthday card
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BELATED birthday card

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"Although this birthday card is late, I really think you're fucking great! So there!" Style No. NW10
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HAPPY F BIRTHDAY classic
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HAPPY F BIRTHDAY classic

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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NAKED WITH JOY! political card
NAKED WITH JOY! political card
NAKED WITH JOY! political card
NAKED WITH JOY! political card
NAKED WITH JOY! political card
NAKED WITH JOY! political card
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NAKED WITH JOY! political card

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"Let's go where there are no politics, and we can run in the waves buck naked with joy!" NO MORE POLITICS please! Finally a card that says what most of us want, just a joyful life without the clusterf*k that is our government. Even so, it's just a way to make fun of our difficult times, and how over or underinvolved we are. Basking in the waves with no care in the world, like kids. Style No. PL09 #beachlife #kidssaythedarndestthings #nomorepolitics #politics #friendship #islandlife #oceans #kids
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BEST HUBBY
BEST HUBBY
BEST HUBBY
BEST HUBBY
BEST HUBBY
BEST HUBBY
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BEST HUBBY

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Style No DD12

 

Happy Birthday to the Best Husband Ever.

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MY YOUTH
MY YOUTH
MY YOUTH
MY YOUTH
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MY YOUTH

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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BITCH!
BITCH!
BITCH!
BITCH!
BITCH!
BITCH!
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BITCH!

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"You are such a bitch! You don't look a day older than you did 10 years ago! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5
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Fancy Cheese Card
Fancy Cheese Card
Fancy Cheese Card
Fancy Cheese Card
Fancy Cheese Card
Fancy Cheese Card
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Fancy Cheese Card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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TOTALLY GAY
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TOTALLY GAY

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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
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MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual
MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual
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MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! astrology, funny, spiritual

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"Oh my god... is mercury in retrograde again?" Style No. GR09 strong women, support, cards for women, magic, planets, astrology
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HERO father's day card
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HERO father's day card

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"You're my fucking Hero" Style No. DD13 fathers, dads, pops, celebrating father's day, but also anyone who is a hero.
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NUTS love card
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NUTS love card

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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
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GAY AF BIRTHDAY
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GAY AF BIRTHDAY

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Info: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly
PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
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GY03 PRIDE tide
GY03 PRIDE tide
GY03 PRIDE tide
GY03 PRIDE tide
GY03 PRIDE tide
GY03 PRIDE tide
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GY03 PRIDE tide

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5
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GR11 OUR BODIES
GR11 OUR BODIES
GR11 OUR BODIES
GR11 OUR BODIES
GR11 OUR BODIES
GR11 OUR BODIES
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GR11 OUR BODIES

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5
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Bitches Get Shit Done
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Bitches Get Shit Done

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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
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AFTER ALL love, anniversary, valentine
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AFTER ALL love, anniversary, valentine

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"Isn't it amazing, that after all these years... i still want to change you!" Style No. LV33 funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary
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