Name: Holy Shit Card
Brand: OffensiveDelightful
SKU: LV85
Price: 8.45 CAD
Availability: InStock

OffensiveDelightful

Holy Shit Card

$8.45

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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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OffensiveDelightful

F Valentines Day Card

$8.45

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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Redback Cards

Dog Greetings Card

$8.45

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. White Envelope. Foiled text on sustainably sourced board. From the award-winning Cloud Nine line. Blank inside to add your own message.

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My Darlin'

Floral Thank You: Boxed Pack of 8

$30.99

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Vaguely pop-art inspired flower thank you card with oversized flowers in vibrating hues against a static-y backdrop. Part of Romancing the Fleur, a series vaguely pop-art inspired greeting cards cards that play with mood through scale, color (or lack of color), and texture. It's our first collection to feature script typography as well as a grayscale color palette. Made in USA by @mydarlin_bk. • Greeting Card • Blank inside • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • 100# FSC-certified paper • Comes with a color-coordinated envelope • Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve • Flat-printed • Printed in the USA

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My Darlin'

Not Crying Flower Bouquet Wedding Card

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I'm not crying, you're crying. Wedding card with a floral bouquet of hydrangeas and masked emotions. • Greeting Card • Blank inside • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • 100# FSC-certified paper • Comes with a color-coordinated envelope • Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve • Flat-printed • Printed in the USA

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GryMattr

5 Minute Desktop Mini Hourglass

$21.13

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Take a break, or focus in using the next 5 minutes as you need. Our tinted hourglass can help you reset and guide your day whether it be at home or the office. Printed Tube Packaging

Poppy Red/Clear Tinted Glass

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Archivist Gallery

A Token of Friendship Note Cards - (Pack of 5)

$11.27

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Printed on a vintage cylinder press by highly skilled craftsman on FSC sustainable paper, our beautiful range of blank letterpress cards serve to put a smile on their face whatever the occasion

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Archivist Gallery

Shaken Not Stirred

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Designed By Archivist

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The Mincing Mockingbird

Post-Pandemic Playbook Journal - Medium

$19.72

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120 pages. Gold foil-stamped cover. Interior: Blank. 7 x 5 inches.

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Cosmic Peace Studio

Shit Happens Card

$1.41

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Send best wishes along with your gift. Include a gift message on the order note box in the shopping cart and we will write it up for you. Everything we send is presentable for a gift.

A2 size folded card with blank interior. Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% post-consumer fiber paper + envelope. Hand screen printed with love in Brooklyn, NY. Made in United States of America

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OffensiveDelightful

WTF BDAY

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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OffensiveDelightful

SIGN LANGUAGE F U! happy birthday

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"WHY... DON'T.... YOU.... GO... FUCK... YOURSELF... but also, Happy Birthday!" Finally a card with ASL... well, not exactly, but humor is where it's at. Lovely hand gestures to keep the eye engaged, and as always, delivering a message that should bring a smile. sweet as pie. Style No. FK02

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PINK BUBBLES BIRTHDAY card

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"Relax, after all you're the Birthday Girl!" Style No. GR44

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MOM FLOWER mother's day card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Mother's Day Style No. MM09

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OffensiveDelightful

KD19 Holy Crap!

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"holy crap! You loooooook pretty good, for an old whore!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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JESUS BDAY

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Oh My God... Jesus says...happy birthday, "OMG! it's your birthday!"

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GIFTWRAP OLD SLUT

$19.72

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"Happy birthday you Old Slut!" You will LOVE these sheets... They are truly gorgeous in production and color. SHIPPED: 3 sheets rolled in cello sleeve: min 3 per order (9 sheets) Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper : size 20"x29" / printed front and back / Two different designs to complement each other. Gorgeous for wrapping, just as cool for hanging like a poster. (we can ship flat but you must request!)

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FN16 SO Fing Proud of You!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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FING BRIGHT! graduation card

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"You're future is fucking bright! Happy Graduation" Style No. GN10 graduation, congratulations

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BITCH!

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"You are such a bitch! You don't look a day older than you did 10 years ago! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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BEST HUBBY

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Style No DD12

Happy Birthday to the Best Husband Ever.

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BEST GUY

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"You are the best, as if you didn't know!" Style No NW13 father's day greeting card, mens cards, cards for men, gentelman, dad, pop, father

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OffensiveDelightful

#1 SON father's day card

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"Hey Dad! Happy Father's Day from your Number 1 son!" Style No DD19 Crafted for those fathers who enjoy a good laugh as much as a profound moment, this card is a testament to the eternal bond between earthly fathers and their kids. Whether your dad is the spiritual type or just appreciates a good joke, this card is sure to lighten his heart and uplift his spirits. Let's face it, if Jesus is taking the time to shout out his dad, you can too. Celebrate this Father's Day with a bit of holy humor and a lot of love. Embrace the divine humor and celestial charm with our latest Father's Day greeting card, featuring none other than Jesus himself, delivering a cheeky shout-out to the Big Guy Upstairs. This card is perfect for those who appreciate a heavenly dose of humor mixed with their heartfelt sentiments #HeavenlyHumor #DivineDadJokes #FatherlyFaith #HolyFatherDay #CelestialCelebrations #Number1Son #SacredSass #BlessedDads #EternalBond #GuidingStarDads

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Redback Cards

Fountain of Youth

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Step into the glorious world of Good Things. Straight from the brilliant brain of Will Vincent, these cards combine wonderfully eccentric humour and simple design. Perfect for all sorts of occasions and guaranteed to raise a smile.

Blank inside

150mm square

Kraft brown envelope

Printed in the UK

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Set Editions

The Truth Hurts Letterpress Card

$2.82

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Flat letterpress card with matching envelope. 5.5" × 4.125" (A2).

From our Truth Hurts Series.

Printed in the USA on 100% recycled and post-consumer paper.

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Near Modern Disaster

381 - Student Loan Death - A2 card

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Card Hungover

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Archivist Gallery

Get Well Rainbow

$8.45

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Designed By Archivist

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Near Modern Disaster

357 - Garbage Person - A2 card

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Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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Sapling Press

#1082: Patient Card

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“Love is patient, love is kind of a lot of work. Congrats!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: white cotton • Envelope: brown bag • Printing: letterpress • Ink: black

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Sapling Press

#2151: Rooting Card

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NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! Congrats!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Envelope: brown bag • Printing: letterpress • Ink: neon yellow

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Sapling Press

#2154: Nothing Card

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NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “Nothing will ever be the same. Congrats on the babe!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Envelope: brown bag • Printing: letterpress • Ink: neon orange

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Redback Cards

Not Young Greetings Card

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. White Envelope. Foiled text on sustainably sourced board. From the award-winning Cloud Nine line. Blank inside to add your own message.

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OffensiveDelightful

Crocodile F***! Card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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Bitches Get Shit Done

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"Bitches get shit done!" Printed in California. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. OR matching

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Redback Cards

Naked Greetings Card

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. White Envelope. Foiled text on sustainably sourced board. From the award-winning Cloud Nine line. Blank inside to add your own message.

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Home Chic Home Tropical Housewarming Card

My Darlin'

Home Chic Home Tropical Housewarming Card

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Home Chic Home Housewarming card for your friends with a new house full of objet d'art and a penchant for Palm Springs. • Greeting Card • Blank inside • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • 100# FSC-certified paper • Comes with a color-coordinated envelope • Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve • Flat-printed • Printed in the USA

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My Darlin'

Daffodil Stripes Thank You Card

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A classic thank you card with a simple but quirky pattern of daffodil stripes with Tropicana vibes. Part of Fleurry Vision, a series of maximal flower-centric greeting cards with patterns and designs that play tricks on your eyes. Bold colors and retro typography add to the vibrance of this loud and dynamic collection. • Greeting Card • Blank inside • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") • 100# FSC-certified paper • Comes with a color-coordinated envelope • Packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve • Flat-printed • Printed in the USA

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THE MERMAID INN Matchbook Watercolor Print

Furbish Studio

THE MERMAID INN Matchbook Watercolor Print

$39.44

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A must-visit destination for seafood lovers with locations in the East Village, Upper West Side, and Greenwich Village neighborhoods of New York City.

Wanderlust for your walls! Iconic hot spots from dreamy destinations reimagined in charming watercolor. From restaurants and resorts, to parks and posh hotels, we've got your perfect place in our collection of classic travel stops.

-Offered in sizes 5" x 7" and 9" x 12"
-Archival quality giclée print on fine art bright white paper

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Chez Gagné

Questionable Decision Making Letterpress Card

$8.45

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Our "Questionable Decision Making" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.

Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper
Envelope: Neon Yellow
Ink: Black
Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Chez Gagné

Doing Life With You Letterpress Card

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Our "Doing Life With You Is Awesome" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.

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OffensiveDelightful

YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster

$8.45

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"You're the shit! I not sure how that came to be a compliment, but there you go!" Style No. FN27 funny greeting cards

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YOU GODDESS! birthday card: Blue

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"Fuck You! for being younger, hotter, and basically a goddamn goddess!" happy birthday card Style No. GR01 v1

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WOW YOU'RE PRETTY!

$8.45

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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TOUGH MOTHER mother's card

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"You are ONE tough mother!" For any mom, and especially the single moms. The kind of card that speaks volumes for the respect of what a mom does. And of course, the desert! Style No MM05.v2 Mother's Day Card cowgirl, desert vibes, cactus, tough chicks, badass moms, mom's bday, mom's birthday, mom thanks, mother's day

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SUCCESSION DAD father's day card

$8.45

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Style No DD25 Father's Day greeting card

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SUCK IT! mother's card

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"All the other moms can suck it, because no one could have done a better job with me, than you! Love you mom!" Style No. MM06 Mother's Day card

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TIME TO START DRINKING

$8.45

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Printed in USA. Size 4.25 x 5.5 INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic OR matching

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SMARTASS! graduation card

$8.45

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"Congratulations, I guess being a smart ass finally paid off!" Style No. GN12 graduation

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SISTER, YOU'RE THE TITS!

$8.45

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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SHIT THERE GOES another year!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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RAWR! eartha

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Earthy Kitt says... RAWR. it's a card of support, solidarity, and most def female empowerment. Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic awesomeness. Copper or Gold

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POPS!

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Style DD06 Father's Day greeting card Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic High End Euro DEEP Flap

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PIPE GUY

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"Well shit, there goes another motherfucking year!" Style No. BD06 Father's Day, Birthday, Everyday, Smoking, Man, New Years

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POODLE BERET

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"What the fuck are you looking at?" Style No. NW03

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POOPING MACHINE baby card

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"Delivery, congratulations on your very own brand new pooping machine!"

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POP TOUGH

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Style No DD05 Father's Day greeting card

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NAKED WITH JOY! political card

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"Let's go where there are no politics, and we can run in the waves buck naked with joy!" NO MORE POLITICS please! Finally a card that says what most of us want, just a joyful life without the clusterf*k that is our government. Even so, it's just a way to make fun of our difficult times, and how over or underinvolved we are. Basking in the waves with no care in the world, like kids. Style No. PL09 #beachlife #kidssaythedarndestthings #nomorepolitics #politics #friendship #islandlife #oceans #kids

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OLD AS HELL!

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{birthday greeting card, nostalgia, vintage, kids, funny, clever, cute, sweet, subversive, adult, swearing}

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MY YOUTH

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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MOTHERF*ING STARDUST! empowerment card

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"You are made of motherfucking stardust!" Style No. GR10 for women of all ages and backgrounds, but since Mother's Day is coming, this is a great one for the coolest mom ever. #femaleempowerment #mother'sday #women

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MOFO KEEP ON

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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MIDCENTURY DAD father's day card

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Style No DD27 father's day greeting card

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MIGHT BE CODEPENDENT love card

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funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "i fucking love you, and YES, it might be co-dependency"

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MAGICAL UNICORN POSTER

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"You are a magical unicorn, and everyone else can go fuck themselves!" Style No. AP04 Archival Paper size 11” x 14” ART PRINT / WALL ART Gorgeous brilliant color and paper / / packaged individually in cello sleeves / printed in USA on fade resistant 19pt Savoy Cotton archival

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KICK ASS DAD

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Style No. DD24 father's day greeting card

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KICKING ASS PANTHER

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"Kicking ass and taking names!" Style No. FN53

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KIDS...WORTH IT

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"Kids, usually worth it!" If you have kids, you know this is a funny little joke to play on new moms! Obv we would only give this card to the moms with the best sense of humor! SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Goodness; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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KD07 Little Whores!

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HOLY CRAP YOU'RE OLD! birthday card

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"holy crap you're old! but hey, you're still alive! happy birthday" So, whether you're sending birthday wishes to a friend, family member, or colleague, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to their face and remind them that getting older may be inevitable, but staying young at heart is what truly matters. #VintageBirthday #AgeIsJustANumber #OldButGold #ForeverYoungAtHeart #BirthdayLaughs #CheekyGreetings #CelebratingAnotherYear #StillKicking #LifeIsGood #KeepSmiling Style No. BD44

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HB TO A REAL BADASS MOFO birthday card

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A cool greeting card, for a cool dude. Maybe not cool in the usual sense, but certainly a special guy. With a flair for the vintage, and definitive badassery, this card is reminder that even elegant men need a little tomfoolery once in a while!

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GY10 FREAK FLAG

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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GY03 PRIDE tide

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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GR50 QUEEN rated R

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"All hail the motherfucking Queen!" Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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GR22 LUCKY GIRLS

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Printed in the US. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb.ENVELOPE: Metallic High Quality

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Gr45 BADASS COWGIRL

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"And BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME" BLANK INSIDE / Made in USA / Female Owned Biz Size 4.25" x 5.5" PAPER FOREST FRIENDLY Premium 100lb. COPPER METALLIC envelope / OFFSET printing ECO FRIENDLY INKS

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GLUTEN FREE! birthday card

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"Mmmmmm..... that cake, better be gluten free!" Style No. KD16

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GR11 OUR BODIES

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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GALAXY DAD father's day card

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Style No DD20 Who says Father's Day can't come with a side of sass and a twist of humor? Introducing our latest creation: This card is a tribute to the dads who've mastered the art of "winging it" with style, humor, and a toolbox that's more decorative than functional. With its sharp typography and a clever, cheeky message, this card is far from your garden-variety Father's Day greeting. It's for the dad who appreciates a good laugh as much as a cold beer, and who knows that the secret to great parenting is sometimes just showing up with pizza. Celebrate the man, the myth, the legend—your dad—with a card that's as uniquely brilliant as his dad jokes. This Father's Day, let's toast to the dads who are less about the DIY and more about the DI-try. Because let's face it, the effort is what truly counts. #SassyDadCards #CheekyFathersDay #DadJokesForDays #SophisticatedSarcasm #EdgyDadHumor #NotJustAToolMan

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FCK TRUMP! political card

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"F*ck Trump! and have a nice day!" Style No. PL03 political card

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