Name: Questionable Decision Making Letterpress Card
Brand: Chez Gagné
SKU: CHEZQU10515
Price: 8.41 CAD
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Chez Gagné

Questionable Decision Making Letterpress Card

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Our "Questionable Decision Making" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.

Paper: Bright White, Tree Free Paper
Envelope: Neon Yellow
Ink: Black
Size: 4.25” x 5.5”
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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BIG ASS THANKS thank you card

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"You deserve a bigass thank you, here it is!" Style No. TX43 thank you greeting card

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BRANDofWEIRD

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Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank Printed on gorgeous Premium 100lb. paper with brilliant colors and a heavy expensive feel. ALSO: Comes with matching metallic envelope. Printed in USA.

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FUCK IT ALL current events card

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Current events that drive us all nuts. All the politics and a few minor annoyances, from love handles to war. How can we get through it all without humor? political humor greeting cards Style No PL17

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NAKED WITH JOY! political card

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"Let's go where there are no politics, and we can run in the waves buck naked with joy!" NO MORE POLITICS please! Finally a card that says what most of us want, just a joyful life without the clusterf*k that is our government. Even so, it's just a way to make fun of our difficult times, and how over or underinvolved we are. Basking in the waves with no care in the world, like kids. Style No. PL09 #beachlife #kidssaythedarndestthings #nomorepolitics #politics #friendship #islandlife #oceans #kids

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FCK TRUMP! political card

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"F*ck Trump! and have a nice day!" Style No. PL03 political card

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SHIT KITTIES

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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BEST GUY

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"You are the best, as if you didn't know!" Style No NW13 father's day greeting card, mens cards, cards for men, gentelman, dad, pop, father

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BELATED birthday card

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"Although this birthday card is late, I really think you're fucking great! So there!" Style No. NW10

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WTF BDAY

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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RAD 80's Birthday Card

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"Wishing you a totally Rad birthday!" straight out of the 80's and into your store. Style No. NW04

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POODLE BERET

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"What the fuck are you looking at?" Style No. NW03

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STRIPPER MOM mother's card

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"Hey mom, thanks for all the shit you've had to do just to keep this damn family together, Happy Mother's Day" Style No. MM22

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AMAZING MOM mother's day card

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Style No. MM12 "Mom, You taught me to be gutsy, dedicated, bold, thoughtful, daring, and honest... in other words, to be as AMAZING as you! i love you" Introducing one of our classics in our Mother's Day line-up of greeting cards tailored for sassy moms who appreciate love, impeccable design, and the occasional bad word delivered with perfect timing. These cards are more than just paper; they're a declaration of admiration for the moms who effortlessly blend badassery with mommyhood. With bold designs and carefully chosen words, each card is a testament to the unique bond shared between mothers and children who are interested in the sap of hallmark. Style MM12 #BadassMom #FearlessMother #MamaBoss #SassyMomma #BadassMama #MomGoals #UnstoppableMom #RockstarMom #BadassMotherhood #QueenMom #EmpoweredMom #BoldMama #StrongMomma #FierceMother #ConfidentMom #Badassery #MomLife #MotherhoodRocks #BadassWithLove #MomPower

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MOM FLOWER mother's day card

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Mother's Day Style No. MM09

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MOM You're The Shit

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb.

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SUCK IT! mother's card

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"All the other moms can suck it, because no one could have done a better job with me, than you! Love you mom!" Style No. MM06 Mother's Day card

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TOUGH MOTHER mother's card

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"You are ONE tough mother!" For any mom, and especially the single moms. The kind of card that speaks volumes for the respect of what a mom does. And of course, the desert! Style No MM05.v2 Mother's Day Card cowgirl, desert vibes, cactus, tough chicks, badass moms, mom's bday, mom's birthday, mom thanks, mother's day

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MOM's LITTLE THINKER

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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TOGETHER forever SKELETONS love card

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funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "together for fucking ever" a little card to tell a lover that you are together til the end of time! skeletons, anatomy, togetherness

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ALL YOURS! love card

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"I might not be all that, but I AM all yours!" Style No. LV302 funny and cool card for LOVE, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "I might not be all that, but I am, all yours!" it's so damn cute and sweet. As is the little guy on the wall...! I think it might be humpty dumpty... or humpy dumpy in this case! Send It to Your Partner in Crime Whether it's for an anniversary or just because, this card is your secret weapon to keep the flame of passion burning. #CheekyValentines #LoveAndLaughter #UnapologeticHumor

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MIGHT BE CODEPENDENT love card

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funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "i fucking love you, and YES, it might be co-dependency"

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OLD AS HELL!

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{birthday greeting card, nostalgia, vintage, kids, funny, clever, cute, sweet, subversive, adult, swearing}

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KD19 Holy Crap!

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"holy crap! You loooooook pretty good, for an old whore!" INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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BITCH!

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"You are such a bitch! You don't look a day older than you did 10 years ago! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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GLUTEN FREE! birthday card

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"Mmmmmm..... that cake, better be gluten free!" Style No. KD16

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KD07 Little Whores!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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SHIT THERE GOES another year!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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GY10 FREAK FLAG

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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GY03 PRIDE tide

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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EAT YOUR CAKE

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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GR50 QUEEN rated R

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"All hail the motherfucking Queen!" Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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SISTER, YOU'RE THE TITS!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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Gr45 BADASS COWGIRL

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"And BADASS was her MIDDLE NAME" BLANK INSIDE / Made in USA / Female Owned Biz Size 4.25" x 5.5" PAPER FOREST FRIENDLY Premium 100lb. COPPER METALLIC envelope / OFFSET printing ECO FRIENDLY INKS

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PINK BUBBLES BIRTHDAY card

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"Relax, after all you're the Birthday Girl!" Style No. GR44

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MY YOUTH

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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AGE NUMBER birthday card

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"Age in nothing but a damn number!" Style No. GR25 In a world obsessed with numbers, this card is a reminder that the spirit is what truly shines. But hey, nice legs never hurt either! Celebrate the wisdom and youthful spirit that age can't define. {birthday greeting card, empowerment, humor, vintage girls, friendship, support}

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GR22 LUCKY GIRLS

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Printed in the US. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb.ENVELOPE: Metallic High Quality

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GR11 OUR BODIES

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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MOTHERF*ING STARDUST! empowerment card

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"You are made of motherfucking stardust!" Style No. GR10 for women of all ages and backgrounds, but since Mother's Day is coming, this is a great one for the coolest mom ever. #femaleempowerment #mother'sday #women

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YOU GODDESS! birthday card: Blue

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"Fuck You! for being younger, hotter, and basically a goddamn goddess!" happy birthday card Style No. GR01 v1

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SMARTASS! graduation card

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"Congratulations, I guess being a smart ass finally paid off!" Style No. GN12 graduation

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FING BRIGHT! graduation card

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"You're future is fucking bright! Happy Graduation" Style No. GN10 graduation, congratulations

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GIFTWRAP OLD SLUT

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"Happy birthday you Old Slut!" You will LOVE these sheets... They are truly gorgeous in production and color. SHIPPED: 3 sheets rolled in cello sleeve: min 3 per order (9 sheets) Printed in brilliant bold colors on MATTE paper : size 20"x29" / printed front and back / Two different designs to complement each other. Gorgeous for wrapping, just as cool for hanging like a poster. (we can ship flat but you must request!)

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KICKING ASS PANTHER

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"Kicking ass and taking names!" Style No. FN53

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CRYSTALS HEAL friendship

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"May these crystals heal the shit out of you!" Style No. FN44 friendship, every day, get well, funny greeting card

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NEW HOME OLD FURNITURE

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"Congratulations on your New Home, and your Old Furniture!" Style No. FN40

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YOU'RE THE SHIT! hamster

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"You're the shit! I not sure how that came to be a compliment, but there you go!" Style No. FN27 funny greeting cards

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FN16 SO Fing Proud of You!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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F*IN ROCKSTAR

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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HB TO A REAL BADASS MOFO birthday card

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A cool greeting card, for a cool dude. Maybe not cool in the usual sense, but certainly a special guy. With a flair for the vintage, and definitive badassery, this card is reminder that even elegant men need a little tomfoolery once in a while!

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HAPPY F BIRTHDAY classic

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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WOW YOU'RE PRETTY!

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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SIGN LANGUAGE F U! happy birthday

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"WHY... DON'T.... YOU.... GO... FUCK... YOURSELF... but also, Happy Birthday!" Finally a card with ASL... well, not exactly, but humor is where it's at. Lovely hand gestures to keep the eye engaged, and as always, delivering a message that should bring a smile. sweet as pie. Style No. FK02

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Dr10 ALCOHOLIC

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"Here's to you, you fucking alcoholic!" Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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CHEERSbitches!: PINK

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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MIDCENTURY DAD father's day card

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Style No DD27 father's day greeting card

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SUCCESSION DAD father's day card

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Style No DD25 Father's Day greeting card

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KICK ASS DAD

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Style No. DD24 father's day greeting card

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GALAXY DAD father's day card

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Style No DD20 Who says Father's Day can't come with a side of sass and a twist of humor? Introducing our latest creation: This card is a tribute to the dads who've mastered the art of "winging it" with style, humor, and a toolbox that's more decorative than functional. With its sharp typography and a clever, cheeky message, this card is far from your garden-variety Father's Day greeting. It's for the dad who appreciates a good laugh as much as a cold beer, and who knows that the secret to great parenting is sometimes just showing up with pizza. Celebrate the man, the myth, the legend—your dad—with a card that's as uniquely brilliant as his dad jokes. This Father's Day, let's toast to the dads who are less about the DIY and more about the DI-try. Because let's face it, the effort is what truly counts. #SassyDadCards #CheekyFathersDay #DadJokesForDays #SophisticatedSarcasm #EdgyDadHumor #NotJustAToolMan

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#1 SON father's day card

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"Hey Dad! Happy Father's Day from your Number 1 son!" Style No DD19 Crafted for those fathers who enjoy a good laugh as much as a profound moment, this card is a testament to the eternal bond between earthly fathers and their kids. Whether your dad is the spiritual type or just appreciates a good joke, this card is sure to lighten his heart and uplift his spirits. Let's face it, if Jesus is taking the time to shout out his dad, you can too. Celebrate this Father's Day with a bit of holy humor and a lot of love. Embrace the divine humor and celestial charm with our latest Father's Day greeting card, featuring none other than Jesus himself, delivering a cheeky shout-out to the Big Guy Upstairs. This card is perfect for those who appreciate a heavenly dose of humor mixed with their heartfelt sentiments #HeavenlyHumor #DivineDadJokes #FatherlyFaith #HolyFatherDay #CelestialCelebrations #Number1Son #SacredSass #BlessedDads #EternalBond #GuidingStarDads

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COWBOY!

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"Happy Birthday Cowboy!" Style No DD16 PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic High End Paper

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BEST HUBBY

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. Style No DD12

Happy Birthday to the Best Husband Ever.

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BEST F DAD EVER father's day card

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"Best Fucking Dad Ever!" Style No. DD11 father's day greeting card

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POPS!

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Style DD06 Father's Day greeting card Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic High End Euro DEEP Flap

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POP TOUGH

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Style No DD05 Father's Day greeting card

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COOL DAD

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Style No DD02 Father's Day greeting card

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DAD SAILOR BIRTHDAY

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Style No DD01 Father's Day greeting card

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F* YES!

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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CAT SAYS birthday card

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BIrthday cat says FUCK OFF! Style No. BD58 for all cat lovers, and actually, cat haters too! birthday card

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A MILLION BUCKS birthday card

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"You might be getting older, but you look like a milliion bucks, and that's all that counts in this dirty stinking world!" Style No. BD46

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HOLY CRAP YOU'RE OLD! birthday card

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"holy crap you're old! but hey, you're still alive! happy birthday" So, whether you're sending birthday wishes to a friend, family member, or colleague, this card is guaranteed to bring a smile to their face and remind them that getting older may be inevitable, but staying young at heart is what truly matters. #VintageBirthday #AgeIsJustANumber #OldButGold #ForeverYoungAtHeart #BirthdayLaughs #CheekyGreetings #CelebratingAnotherYear #StillKicking #LifeIsGood #KeepSmiling Style No. BD44

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RAWR! eartha

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Earthy Kitt says... RAWR. it's a card of support, solidarity, and most def female empowerment. Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Metallic awesomeness. Copper or Gold

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JESUS BDAY

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Oh My God... Jesus says...happy birthday, "OMG! it's your birthday!"

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MOFO KEEP ON

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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DOSTOYEVSKY SAYS

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"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart" Dostoyevsky "Is it cocktail hour yet?" Anonymous Style No. BD20

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PIPE GUY

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"Well shit, there goes another motherfucking year!" Style No. BD06 Father's Day, Birthday, Everyday, Smoking, Man, New Years

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TIME TO START DRINKING

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Printed in USA. Size 4.25 x 5.5 INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic OR matching

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POOPING MACHINE baby card

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"Delivery, congratulations on your very own brand new pooping machine!"

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KIDS...WORTH IT

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"Kids, usually worth it!" If you have kids, you know this is a funny little joke to play on new moms! Obv we would only give this card to the moms with the best sense of humor! SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Goodness; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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