You can still let someone know they're f'ing ancient in a nice flowery way. Here's the birthday card for that occasions.
A funny rude birthday card with a flowery patter on a yellow background. Black formal text in a white circle at the front reads Here's your annual reminder that you're f'ing ancient.
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