Name: Pear Wood Letter Opener
Brand: Ameico
SKU: AMEIPE8417
Price: 29.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Ameico

Pear Wood Letter Opener

$29.00

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L: 7.2” x W: 0.5"

Oiled pear wood handle with nickel-plated blade.

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TOUGH MOTHER mother's card

$6.00

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"You are ONE tough mother!" For any mom, and especially the single moms. The kind of card that speaks volumes for the respect of what a mom does. And of course, the desert! Style No MM05.v2 Mother's Day Card cowgirl, desert vibes, cactus, tough chicks, badass moms, mom's bday, mom's birthday, mom thanks, mother's day

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Chez Gagné

Secrets and Lies Checklist Letterpress Card

$6.00

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Our "Secrets and Lies Checklist" funny friendship card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Lies we tell ourselves like - "I'll just have one glass" or "I'm Quitting Carbs"

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Text: Black
Envelope: Neon Red
Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Chez Gagné

Santa's Favorite Helper Paper Clip Card

$7.00

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Our "Santa's Favorite Helper" paper clip card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty wine bottle paper clip.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Red

Envelope: Metallic Silver

Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Folded card, blank inside

Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Archivist Gallery

All the Fun in the World Greeting Card

$6.00

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The favourite card of our Head of Shipping, 'All the Fun in the World' is inspired by a vintage birthday card. Designed by the creative minds at Archivist.

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Chez Gagné

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Letterpress Card

$6.00

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"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck" encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. •Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper •Foil: Gold Foil •Envelope:Metallic Silver •Size: 5.5" x 4.25" •Folded card, blank inside •Cello sleeve

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Sassy, Classy, Assy Card

$6.00

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Printed in California. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. OR matching

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Hook Up and Do Drugs Card

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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Chez Gagné

Doing This Life Card

$6.00

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Our "Doing Life With You Is Awesome" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California.

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MOTHERF*ING STARDUST! empowerment card

$6.00

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"You are made of motherfucking stardust!" Style No. GR10 for women of all ages and backgrounds, but since Mother's Day is coming, this is a great one for the coolest mom ever. #femaleempowerment #mother'sday #women

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MIGHT BE CODEPENDENT love card

$6.00

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funny and cool card for LOVE, Valentine's Day, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "i fucking love you, and YES, it might be co-dependency"

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DOSTOYEVSKY SAYS

$6.00

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"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart" Dostoyevsky "Is it cocktail hour yet?" Anonymous Style No. BD20

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A MILLION BUCKS birthday card

$6.00

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"You might be getting older, but you look like a milliion bucks, and that's all that counts in this dirty stinking world!" Style No. BD46

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

CRAP Card

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Near Modern Disaster

442 - Sad To Miss Your Wedding - A2 card

$6.00

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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Chez Gagné

I Can’t Fix It But, I’m Here - Paper Clip Card

$7.00

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Our "I Can't Fix It But I'm Here" encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty heart-shaped paper clip.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Ink: Black Ink
Envelope: Silver
Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Redback Cards

Favorite Child

$6.00

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Cool, colourful and contemporary cards that tell it like it is! Spot-on observations on life, love and more to help mark that special occasion in style.

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Blank inside

4.72inches x 6.69 inches

Foiled finish

White envelope

Printed in the UK

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Redback Cards

I Was Meant to be Rich

$6.00

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"I was clearly meant to be rich. I can tell by the way i spend money." Greeting card with a funny statement suggesting that, going by the writer's spending habits, they were meant to be rich. From the award winning Cloud Nine range. Published by Redback.

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Blank inside

4.72inches x 6.69 inches

Foiled finish

White envelope

Printed in the UK

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Card Sorry I Fell Asleep

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Card Steam Roller

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

NEWS Nonsense Halted Card

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Stage Birthday Card

$6.00

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Complete Disgrace Birthday Card

$6.00

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Skateboarding Birthday Card

$6.00

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Archivist Gallery

Too Many Plants

$6.00

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Designed By Archivist

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Redback Cards

Stronger Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Neon Envelope. Printed in thermography. Razor sharp wit at it's very best! Blank inside to add your own message.

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Sapling Press

Rooting For You Card

$6.00 $3.00

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NEW "Loud & Clear" line in NEON! “I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you! Congrats!” DETAILS // • Size: 4.25 x 5.5 • Inside Message: blank • Paper: ecru cotton • Envelope: brown bag • Printing: letterpress • Ink: neon yellow

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Redback Cards

Same Age As Old People Greeting Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Neon Envelope. Printed in thermography. Razor sharp wit at it's very best! Blank inside to add your own message.

HF 117

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Hot Senior Card

$6.00

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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Gay AF! Card

$6.00

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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Redback Cards

Behavior Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Neon Envelope. Printed in thermography. Razor sharp wit at it's very best! Blank inside to add your own message.

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Redback Cards

Mudskipper Greetings Card

$6.00

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Henries Best Humorous Award 2022 awarded to this line! Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Kraft Brown Envelope. Printed on sustainably sourced board. Blank inside to add your own message.

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Archivist Gallery

A Token of Friendship Note Cards - (Pack of 5)

$8.00

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Printed on a vintage cylinder press by highly skilled craftsman on FSC sustainable paper, our beautiful range of blank letterpress cards serve to put a smile on their face whatever the occasion

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SUCK IT! mother's card

$6.00

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"All the other moms can suck it, because no one could have done a better job with me, than you! Love you mom!" Style No. MM06 Mother's Day card

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TIME TO START DRINKING

$6.00

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Printed in USA. Size 4.25 x 5.5 INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic OR matching

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NAKED WITH JOY! political card

$6.00

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"Let's go where there are no politics, and we can run in the waves buck naked with joy!" NO MORE POLITICS please! Finally a card that says what most of us want, just a joyful life without the clusterf*k that is our government. Even so, it's just a way to make fun of our difficult times, and how over or underinvolved we are. Basking in the waves with no care in the world, like kids. Style No. PL09 #beachlife #kidssaythedarndestthings #nomorepolitics #politics #friendship #islandlife #oceans #kids

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OLD AS HELL!

$6.00

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{birthday greeting card, nostalgia, vintage, kids, funny, clever, cute, sweet, subversive, adult, swearing}

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MY YOUTH

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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MOM's LITTLE THINKER

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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MIDCENTURY DAD father's day card

$6.00

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Style No DD27 father's day greeting card

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GR22 LUCKY GIRLS

$6.00

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Printed in the US. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb.ENVELOPE: Metallic High Quality

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

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FUN CATS WEED

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

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CHEERSbitches!: PINK

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

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BITCH!

$6.00

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"You are such a bitch! You don't look a day older than you did 10 years ago! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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BIG ASS THANKS thank you card

$6.00

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"You deserve a bigass thank you, here it is!" Style No. TX43 thank you greeting card

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BELATED birthday card

$6.00

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"Although this birthday card is late, I really think you're fucking great! So there!" Style No. NW10

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ALL YOURS! love card

$6.00

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"I might not be all that, but I AM all yours!" Style No. LV302 funny and cool card for LOVE, sexy time, marriage, anniversary "I might not be all that, but I am, all yours!" it's so damn cute and sweet. As is the little guy on the wall...! I think it might be humpty dumpty... or humpy dumpy in this case! Send It to Your Partner in Crime Whether it's for an anniversary or just because, this card is your secret weapon to keep the flame of passion burning. #CheekyValentines #LoveAndLaughter #UnapologeticHumor

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Don't Look Down Card

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

Chez Gagné

Last for 8 Nights Letterpress Card

$6.00

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Our "Last 8 Nights" card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Navy Blue

Envelope: Metallic Silver

Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Folded card, blank inside

Sealed in a cello sleeve

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Chez Gagné

Well, That Fucking Sucks - Letterpress Card

$6.00

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Our "Well, That Fucking Sucks" Encouragement card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper
Text: Black
Envelope: Neon Blue
Size: 5.5" x 4.25"
Folded card, blank inside
Sealed in a cello sleeve

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You can select your shipping preferences during checkout. We offer UPS Ground or Next Day Air and USPS Priority Mail and Priority Mail Express. We offer local delivery within five miles of the shop. Orders generally ship out within 3 business days of the order being placed. You will receive an email with tracking information once your order is shipped.

Chez Gagné

Way More Effective Than Mistletoe Paper Clip Letterpress Card

$7.00

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Our "Way More Effective Than Mistletoe" paper clip card is printed on a vintage printing press. Card includes a heavy duty gold martini glass paper clip.

Paper: Bright White, Tree-Free 100% Cotton Paper

Ink: Silver

Envelope: Neon Red

Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

Folded card, blank inside

Sealed in a cello sleeve

1171

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Redback Cards

Eggs Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. White Envelope. Foiled text on sustainably sourced board. From the award-winning Cloud Nine line. Blank inside to add your own message.

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Archivist Gallery

Good Luck Card Greeting Card

$6.00

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A four leaf clover and a splash of gold... what could be more lucky?! Designed by the creative minds at Archivist.

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Redback Cards

Kids Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Neon Envelope. Printed in thermography. Razor sharp wit at it's very best! Blank inside to add your own message.

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Redback Cards

Sighed Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. Neon Envelope. Printed in thermography. Razor sharp wit at it's very best! Blank inside to add your own message.

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Bitches Get Shit Done

$6.00

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"Bitches get shit done!" Printed in California. Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. OR matching

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Archivist Gallery

Perfect Companions

$6.00

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Designed By Archivist

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Kwohtations Cards

Travel Packing Checklist Zine

$8.00 $3.50

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4.25" x 2.75" Printed on sturdy cardstock 8 pages

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Cosmic Peace Studio

Shit Happens Card

$1.00

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Send best wishes along with your gift. Include a gift message on the order note box in the shopping cart and we will write it up for you. Everything we send is presentable for a gift.

A2 size folded card with blank interior. Comes with a kraft envelope in a protective cellophane sleeve. 100% post-consumer fiber paper + envelope. Hand screen printed with love in Brooklyn, NY. Made in United States of America

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WEED LADIES!

$6.00

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"It is your birthday. Let's smoke some weed!" Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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NEW HOME OLD FURNITURE

$6.00

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"Congratulations on your New Home, and your Old Furniture!" Style No. FN40

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DAD SAILOR BIRTHDAY

$6.00

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Style No DD01 Father's Day greeting card

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Card Virus Bus

$5.00 $2.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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Near Modern Disaster

467 - Putting Up With My Shit - A2 card

$6.00 $3.00

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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The Mincing Mockingbird

Hedgehog Birthday Card

$2.00

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Interior: Happy Birthday! Coordinating envelope. 5 x 7 inches. Made in Los Angeles. Ships in a clear cello sleeve.

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

Oh NO! It's You! Card

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.018g

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David Shrigley x Brainbox Candy

David Shrigley Card Today I Am In A Very Good Mood

$6.00

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All of our cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock, are blank inside and come cello wrapped with a neon yellow printed envelope 120mm x 170mm 0.017g

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Brush Your Hair Card

$6.00

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This card is printed in the UK on high quality, sustainable FSC Accredited card stock. It is blank inside and comes cello-wrapped with a good quality envelope. Dimensions: 120mm x 170mm, 18g.

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Archivist Gallery

Hello Bird Blank Notecard

$3.00

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Introducing Ariana Martin, a pattern designer and maker based in leafy Sheffield. Her work is described as simultaneously timeless and fresh, mature and cheerful and we couldn't be more thrilled to welcome her joyful designs to the Archivist family.

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Near Modern Disaster

314 - Foul Mouth - A2 card

$6.00 $3.00

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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Near Modern Disaster

427 - Celebrate Mom - A2 card

$6.00

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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Near Modern Disaster

475 - Best Partner Father's Day - A2 card

$6.00

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Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with convenient peel & seal closure.

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Archivist Gallery

Tyres or Testicles Greeting Card

$2.00

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Designed By Archivist

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Redback Cards

Not Young Greetings Card

$6.00

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Size: 4.72 x 6.69inches. White Envelope. Foiled text on sustainably sourced board. From the award-winning Cloud Nine line. Blank inside to add your own message.

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Hopes and Dreams Card

$6.00

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INSIDE: Blank / Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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Fancy Cheese Card

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Forest Friendly; PRINTING: Offset with Soy Based Inks; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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WOW YOU'RE PRETTY!

$6.00

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Gorgeous Heavy top notch paper with brilliant colors... All produced in the USA A Matching Metallic envelope with a EURO deep Flap for the ultimate in card giving pleasure.... size: A2 / 4.25x5.5

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WEED 5 Rules

$6.00

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5 RULES! Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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SHIT THERE GOES another year!

$6.00

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Details: Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5); INSIDE: Blank; PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness; PRINTING: 4 Color Offset; ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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MAGICAL UNICORN POSTER

$1.00

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"You are a magical unicorn, and everyone else can go fuck themselves!" Style No. AP04 Archival Paper size 11” x 14” ART PRINT / WALL ART Gorgeous brilliant color and paper / / packaged individually in cello sleeves / printed in USA on fade resistant 19pt Savoy Cotton archival

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